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Sea Dawg's Reign

by The Scurvy Crew

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been terrorizing the navy spending dubloons out in haiti merchant captains be seen me coming and go overboard, hoping to swim to safety I’m hanging w ladies they foam at the mouth just like they all got rabies I must be on Maury cause they think somehow I’m the dad of their babies sea dawg, the cutthroat got wenches so wet that I’m wearing a raincoat’ my style so ill that you hear it and start to develop a serious sore throat I be the captain ye best be strapped in cause this ride is going straight to the top Captain Dan’s not coming back, so quit asking’ I left him marooned with a bleeding neck, gasping these waters be darker than ever i’m cruising the seas looking for limbs to sever I’m done with eyepatches and once I find my matches I’ll burn this studio down and turn it in to fucking ashes there’s still wind in these sails step to me, I’ll take out your entrails I’ll bottle your brain oil and burn it for light like I’ve done to the whales I be the captain ye best be strapped in cause this ride is going straight to the top
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LYRICS: i kick back a clap o thunder unstoppable, comical, volatile nautical, style phenomenal ruling the tropical seas with no blunder plunder it’s what i’ll get by sword or by bet by threat or by death by blond or brunette i’ll rob a string quartet and make them so upset sea dawg back in action pirate hat, eyepatch the best there is in fashion cool as the arctic spit fire like a dragon takin all the ships down with absolutely no compassion I’ll shoot you for your money I dont need to cheat ya got so many black marks you think I’m a cheetah all hands on deck all hands on deck skills unsurpassed get ye higher than a mizzenmast words heavy like a ballast back on the scene at last all hands on deck all hands on deck SINISTAAARGH K- Ye she blows, SinistAAArgh spit crazy flows yeah I bet your whole navy knows I'm a loose cannon when I'm seasick Pirate hat leather vest Two eye patches on a search for the treasure chest This scalawag is known to play his own part My swords sharp and I got it locked like Davy Jones heart I won't stop once I start so behold the doom I unleash, ready to feast with two gold doubloons Too many sea creatures I fought for rank Overboard or under pressure, had to walk the plank I made the kraken my bitch in front his mermaids and stuffed his ass in the smallest tank ye got guts ye say My cutlass here will put them on display all over the gangway fly smooth like a manta ray every day shock you hard like a moray eel with guns and rope and sharpened steel enemy ranks thinned while i’m three sheets to the wind hear me har har as yer lights dim
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Port Royal 02:49
LYRICS -SINISTARRR K- Ye favorite tropical getaway, ye hit of jay of the finest seaweed as I sip sit and play A game of cards with maties, group of fine ladies When your at port royal you're always at ur prime baby This ship ain't the love boat, prostitutes, cutthroats Sweet aroma in the air is the scent of gun smoke Any one can partake, no one cares about ur birthdate We partied hard were the reason for the earthquake PORT ROYAL the best party on the seven seas if you can't drink rum ye better leave PORT ROYAL where we party til dawn got all the tavern wenches singing our song. -SEA DAWG- the kings are back they’ve entered in the building I’m not kidding every shilling in this city comes through me so let’s party smartly no time for parlay in port royal every day is a bar day drinkin rum shots, I’m seein dots playing cards, what’s that i hear, gunshots great, sailors i swindled by the docks I dive behind the bar, and draw me flintlock I fire back, return the attack toss a grenadoe, puttin enemies in peril they scramble, i’m too much to handle I take a gulp of grog from a nearby punctured barrel I stab a man, throw him right through a window every time i squeeze my trigger a woman becomes a widow any attack on me will always fail and these dead men will tell no tales PORT ROYAL the best party on the seven seas if you can't drink rum ye better leave PORT ROYAL where we party til dawn got all the tavern wenches singing our song. lacking in innocents we got a brothel for every 10 citizens Going down to high street also known as my street to sling another bag of sea weeds next stop on fisher’s row to get it on with a wench I know once I’m done with her I’ve got throats to slit crimes to commit and this night won’t quit
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Jailbreakin' 02:20
Jail breakin’ I be sneaking and creepin cause i plan on releasin the murderous mad davy flint who got pinched for some reason a dangerous pirate and ally o’ mine he made a name for hisself by killin navy men at the age o’ nine I’m slittin throats of the guards so they don’t sound the alarms I’m goin solo, cause i’m loco dress like a man I killed, relieve another of his post jailbreaikin maximum security on the barbary coast ‘ jail breakin we be jail breakin gettin back whats ours that was taken Drop these shackles and chains - Thank ye kindly for the help But I was half-way done chewing - through the cell bars myself I’m Mad Davy Flint - got my crew’s back - to the death Cold day in hell when ye’ll see me take my last breath anywhere you find me its a granted that im wreaking havvock slayed 37 soldiers - with nothing but a haddock Never need a blade Use anything around me Club your crew with a beggar child - if you surround me Some people say - a screw or two is loose but ye’ll never see me swing from a hangman’s noose jail breakin we be jail breakin getting back what’s our’s that was taken Alarm bells! Blast! we gotta move -SD we high tailin down corridors- Davy bein pursued we gotta elude an entire battalion and kill a few on our way back to the galleon -SD no time to fight, only hit and run Knock your head in with my shackle lock before you grab your gun crashing through the mess hall spitting heat Steal the turkey leg your ass was just about to eat Snap the thing in half when Im done with me meal Weilding two bone daggars you’re about to feel One in a throat and another in a temple Sorry but the tryptophan makes me tempermental Bustin out the gate Not a moment too late There’s no man on me crew you can incarcerate Racing down the beach gun shots right behind This plan’s a little different than I designed stayin ahead of the soldiers we’re evading back at the ship, got a row of cannons waiting they blast, killing all who pursue and then we sail off into the icy blue
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SEA DAWG Mess with me, yer life will be shortly departing I’ve killed more people you love than george RR martin I’m like a surgeon’s hand very steady with power and every day i’m blood soaked for at least 8 hours you’ve never seen such high seas villainy I be sacking forts with unprecedented brilliancy feel no sympathy I give no clemency my cannons fire so bright that even those in heaven see Make way for the gods of the sea the gods of the mic every day every night gods of the rhyme gods of the waves stand in our way and you cannot be saved Make way for the gods of the sea the gods of the mic every day every night gods of the rhyme gods of waves stand in our way and you cannot be saved I capture enemies with such little effort my words bring em down, cause they be so clever I keep em in the brig and take i their treasure call me frank herbert cause I drop em off on a desert island, i like diamonds finding them across the world wherever they be hiding hittin every syllable in every verse with perfect timing now lets hear from my cohort poseidon. POSEIDON: I arise! From the waves like a giant Think you wanna battle? Well, I hope you try it Ask the Trojans, Athenians, King Minos Ajax, and Odysseus who they fear most I'm the Earth-Shaker, the horse tamer, game-changer I'm no stranger to great danger You say your rhymes are like cannons? I say bring 'em Let it be known this will always be Neptune's Kingdom Nerites! Hitch my chariot to the hippocampus Fetch me a snack—a great white or a grampus Hoist the canvas on my fleet of triremes Let's show these barbarians I'm as mean as I seem As I leave Atlantis in search of gemstones and pearls and gold to adorn my throne, I hear the tones of the poems Homer wrote long ago, but I’ll be singing new songs over your sunken bones CHORUS I used to hang out on Mount Olympus with Zeus and Ares and all those wimps; us gods have gotten just a wee bit slack Humans conquered the world, now I'm taking it back I attack with my lyrical trident In avatar form I can be quite strident They say divine powers come from those who believe Well, I believe in myself and that's all I need SEA DAWG Me crew has always been known to be the deadliest squad and now on the ships roster a legit ancient god if the land turns against us, we turn it into a pyre cause those who control the sea command the world entire
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SEA DAWG yar it’s gotta be sea dawg every single day got different wenches chokin’ on me saber every single way they dig a man with power every hour stroke me like they packin a musket with gunpowder they like the way i dip they clinging to my hip girl tellin me “I really like your ship” yar a pirate’s life for me now sit back relax, and hear mad king phee PHEENIX Been short time since I've seen the harbor My minds behind, admiring port and starboard sorry my bones,got you looking kind of cross girl Looking to drop treasure in daisy Jones locker Got ya cross aye­d, more flash than the muzzle lit mead guzzle it, find love,where the trouble is dirty, dozen gripped, I'm nasty past means crash the gaslight, party where a lass leans When we're on the shore PIMP THE WENCHES on the dance floor PIMP THE WENCHES everywhere we go PIMP THE WENCHES wench you's a ho PIMP THE WENCHES want a lady that’s quiet, or ye prefer a yeller? collecting money all day like I am a bank teller Pimpin wenches, they say it aint easy, unless you’re sea d a double u g I’ll pimp your friend, your sister, your wife I been inside more wenches than the dream of a better life. time with one o’ mine it ain’t free give the shillings to the wench and dontcha even look at me don’t get rough and leave a single mark I never sleep and I sense blood like a shark you bruise one of my girls then you’re history i’ll cut the top off your skull and use it as a frisbee while I drink whiskey let the dogs chew it up then go and kill every member of your family what calamity, such brutality killing and pimpin are part of my personality
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SEA DAWG got too many jewels to fit inside a single chest i let the riches pour onto the floor of the deck dubloons, diamonds, rubies, and silver it’s fitting I’m sittin eating chicken on piles of riches I pilfered women smitten by fine linens, words i be spittin robbin from the richest most prestigious merchants outta britain all girls eye these jewels, even your bitch got so much coin, people call me filthy fuckin rich other privateers know jealous, those guys my ship’s so laden with gems folks mistake it for a sunrise and are blinded for the rest of their lives and now none of them can see their house, dog, or family, statistically the world’s leading cause of vision loss is me it’s why they invented optometry I make money viciously through thievery, my foes frozen stiff like they got muscular dystrophy Sea Dawg we sail get that gold get that gold get that gold get that gold get that gold get that gold get that gold BLACK DOG NATE get that gold get that gold get that gold there’s gold, you say? best get out of my way ‘cause Black Dog Nate brooks no delay I’m on a quest for gold, and with a little bit of luck I’ll get so much you’ll be thunderstruck you all suck ‘cause you’re stuck in the muck while I’m swimmin’ in doubloons like Scrooge McDuck gonna sail the briny to collect the shiny leave a trail of empty treasuries behind me don’t want your jewels, your silver or satin just gimme that aurum (that’s gold in Latin) gonna steal it all, or as much as I’m able gonna pile it higher than the Tower of Babel can’t spin it out of straw; this ain’t no fable number seventy-nine on the periodic table I break the mold can’t be controlled it’s been foretold I’m gonna get that gold SEA DAWG I command more brigantines than any kings or queens you can see a dozen off em right off my starboard beam I’ve got piles of Escudo from Portugal, so many pieces of eight, they are hardly transportable spanish reals, loot from successful steals, this doesn’t even seem real i got a tankard worth more than entire ports bought it with the blood of a hundred lives cut short BLACK DOG NATE I’m drinking down black rum by the quart while I steal everything you’ve got in your fort SEA DAWG merchants be travelin with armed escort cause while we be alive sailing be a contact sport BLACK DOG NATE my day is done hardly had to fire my gun but I increased my treasure by about a ton it’s so bright stacked to an incredible height enough to excite any pirate’s appetite so what’ll I do with the rest of my night? SEA DAWG Take a hit of this seaweed it'll treat ye right. BLACK DOG NATE twelve hours later I roll out of bed feels like a cannon went off in my head my blood runs cold there’s nothing in the hold damn you, Sea Dawg, you got my gold!

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released January 22, 2015

RAPPING- SEA DAWG - maximalismmusic.com

SINISTARRRR K - sinistahk.bandcamp.com

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The Scurvy Crew is a Pirate themed Comedy Music Group with tongue in cheek humor about life on the high seas!

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